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During man of steel, there was a shot where you could see superman’s teeth. Someone behind me said, “for some who is supposed to be superman, he doesn’t have a super dental plan”

epic-humor:

fyspringfield:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the issues we go through during testing that are expressed in this scene? 

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gigglingbean:

What show is this!

(Source: thelostie)

(Source: yuyufashion)

andratien:

utmostidiocy:

A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.

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cibomatto:

i don’t remember this episode of spongebob 

Neither does Spongebob

cibomatto:

i don’t remember this episode of spongebob 

Neither does Spongebob

beyoncespenis:

me

beyoncespenis:

me

(Source: pixelatedboobs)

loki-dokey:

megumiovvo:

chuck-charles:

i made a makeup tutorial for all my fellow feminists out there bye

jfc

watch it

THIS IS GLORIOUS OH MY GOD

(Source: chibigordonramsay)

  • Me: Can I have money to go do something?
  • Mom: Remind on friday when I get my paycheck.
  • Friday
  • Me: So about that money...
  • Mom: If you keep asking me for money you aren't gonna get it! You're constantly asking me and I'm tired of it! (Continues to rant about what a bad person I am)
  • Me: So.... is that a no or......
  • Mom: Oh my God! my purse is in the car! go get it!

dicksoclock:

oh god so earlier today my dad and i came back from grocery shopping and we were putting everything away and he pulls a box of my tampons out of the bag and turns to me and says 

“where do these go?”

and there was kind of this awkward moment of silence before i went “…my vagina”

and then he kind of just fell over and nearly cried

and was like “WHICH CUPBOARD ASDGHJ”