trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh
my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist
I know there are some of you who, uh, need this information. For fic research. Or science.
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE
how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.
when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell